Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny
piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny
man sits down, and starts to play the piano.
This other guy notices it.
Hey, what's that?
A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this
magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a
twelve inch pianist.
Can I try? The man with the piano agrees and a
minute later, a million ducks fill the room.
Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I
wished for a million bucks!
Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch
pianist?
