An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one
cold,
blustery January day.
The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The
mother
replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm
them
up." So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend, and he
said, My
hands are freezing cold." The daughter replied, "Put them between
my legs,
they'll warm up."
The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with
the
daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter
replied, "Put it
between my legs. It will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed
up.
The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the
daughter and he
said, "My penis is frozen solid." The next day, the daughter is
driving in
the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you
ever heard
of a penis?"
The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?" The
daughter
says, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they
defrost!"
