CCB!!! i nearly died juz now!!!

red_tide24 SG · 2004-05-17T21:38:58+00:00

haha ... then u want to worry if wat u eat is poisonous or not...? yes it is toxic...but dun tell me u gonna smell the whole lot of fume b4 u realise the bat...

red_tide24 SG

wah lau eh… knnbccb.. my mdm juz now gave me a lithium ion battery to go MSD n degauss, if the MSD guy nvr check properly he will have put the battery into the degaussing machine, and i wun be toking to u all on the net loh… my mdm is fuking blur loh.. going to ord in 2 months time and i nearly get killed… damn her man… (if u all dunno wat i toking abt, let me twell u dat is a practice in SAF dat all condemned or spolit harddisk muz be degaussed (demagnetised) so dat all classified documents in it will be destroyed)

FireIce SG

tks for sharing this in Bar…..it mus have been an orgasmic experience…..

arse-fan SG

Wah Lau....its SAF mah (Stupid and Funny)

realitybites SG

Laughing

this is a good one Wink

larrenV2.003 SG

At most your mdm answer to the management till her cb got screwed.... Laughing & write incident report like xiao.......

BaByBoY SG

so u f****d ur mdm???
wat a thing for her to do man..
anyway SAF sucks..
lucky i`ve ended my term..

homerun SG

da nan bu si bi you hou fu

the.raven SG

wtf stop using all those acronyms can or not whats MSD?

Thailand_Hero SG

MSD = military security department

ditzy SG

Care to share how you’ll die if the battery did get degaussed? I’m curious. Honest.

Devil1976 SG

SCARE the CUM out of him? Laughing

Parka SG

Why was she in the authority to do duties when she's not qualified in the field?

Unprofessionalism and incompetency kills people.

Mad

zhaozhilong SG

Yeah, I want to know too. Explain lah

And red_tide24 did you go back and rap your mdm? I would have done that.

red_tide24 SG

From what i know, in a degaussing machine is an alternating current (AC) eraser dat is used for complete erasure of data and other signals on magnetic media. Degaussing is a process where the harddisk is exposed to a powerful, alternating magnetic field. it will be demagnetised and what will be left is juz blank pieces of metal.. i dun exactly know wat will happen if a laptop battery is put into the machine la.. but the strong magnetic field may cause the battery to leak or explode? in turn the degaussing machine explode i will confirm die loh...

after i came back juz now, immediately screw my mdm la.. make her moan like siao.. hahahahah... no la.. really scold her upside down.. how can she nvr check her stuff den pass to me.. her blurness can cause a death of a servicemen loh.. den u will see our teo chee hean explaining to the press for my death.. CHOYYYYY....u know what she told me? she said she mistook the battery as a harddisk..

extracted from her email "ignorance due to the lack of IT knowledge that the thing is a battery and do not know that the consequences can be life threatening.. sorry"

lucky nothing happen man.. really da nan bu si bi yuo hou fu.. Neutral

n0_Nick SG

u so clever den y didnt u check 1st b4 going..
u r juz as blur norz.. lolz

red_tide24 SG

she sealed it in an envelope for security reasons… only when i reach e place den i can open it

Twincat SG

fyi ... degaussing a li-ion batt will not blow the batt up... Rolling Eyes

red_tide24 SG

u sure?

Twincat SG

yeah... unless u preheat the pack up to 50 celsius, gas wif enuff oxygen and puncture with a conductive blade, maybe u can get a decent explosion... else if puncture under normal temp, all u get is the smell of oxidising lithium... Rolling Eyes

red_tide24 SG

wow.. heng ah.. dat means no danger la? phew… wat if the lithium is poisonous… den instead of explosion i kanna poisoned?