Originally posted by FireIce:
ahhahaha.....guyssssss, u can't run away from us
liao!!!
[b]10 Facts You Always Wanted to Know about
Penises, but Didn't Know You Did
1. Only 6 percent of the male population needs extra-large rubbers,
according to condom manufacturers. In other words, 94 percent of
men lie.
2. The study most trusted by urologists shows that the average
erect penis size is 5.1 inches long and 4.8 inches in girth. Unless
you're in a chat room. Then double it.
3. About 80 percent of American men are circumcised, even though
the American Academy of Pediatrics says it's not medically
necessary. No word on why men insist on cutting something they're
always exaggerating about.
4. Men really do get "blue-balls." Technically called "prostatic
congestion," the achiness in the testicles is caused by "trapped"
blood. You know that crap he lays on you about orgasms being the
only way to relieve it? He's right. But not so fast, trampolina. So
is your doctor -- the one who says a warm shower or aspirin will
also do the trick.
5. Penises are generally darker in color than the bodies they hang
from. Why? It's part of the sexual maturation process, but it's
also because during puberty nature introduces men to a special
friend: their right hand. As Mr. Nice to Meet You Too, You Can Let
Go Now will tell anybody who'll listen, your skin would darken too
if you were manhandled that often.
6. There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand
size or nose size. And the bad news is even worse for gold-digging
nymphos: There's no correlation between penis size and wallet
size.
7. Masturbation, or "punching the monkey," is healthy. No, really.
"Use it or lose it" isn't just an excuse for a guy's hands to
migrate south; it's the official tested and studied conclusion of
sex experts. The less a guy uses his sexual plumbing, the more
problems he'll have pumping the well later on. It's only at
Thanksgiving that you should tell your man, "Don't play with your
meat."
8. Men will go limp if they drink too much. But how much is too
much? About three and a half drinks for a 150-pound man. After
that, the only thing standing upright in your house will be the
vacuum cleaner.
9. All men have a line going down their penis and over their
testicles. And no, it's not the chow line. It's more a "seam" on
the underside of the penis. It forms when the fetus is in the
uterus. In women, the seam becomes the inner lips of the vagina. In
men, the seam encloses the urethra along the length of the
penis.
10. Nothing can make a penis bigger -- except aging. Unfortunately,
the size of the prize stops growing by the time men hit their early
20s.
courtesy of
women.com[/b]
Hehehe...your article is certainly written by a woman
lah...since it is from women.com. Anyway most of the women who
analyse and write articles like this are quite 
twisted lor...
Anyway it is most relevant to american men lah. Who cares about
discounted dicks when you are addicted to the guy you like? And who
cares about small breasts? As long as face and figure steady,
personality boon pi pi...our dicks can mari kita anytime anywhere.
In fact, we are more patriotic than american men...maybe because we
served NS once and are really desperated before....so sgguys are in
fact much more responsive lovers than our american counterparts.
Hehehe...once an ang moh char-bo tried our 5000yrs of sex art, they
never go back to george washington liao. 
Oh yah...guys will not run away from girls if you girls have a hold
on their dicks. Grant them their holy grail everyday....aka
sex/hj/bj/bbj...anyway all job lah/petting, and they will kuai kuai
like a kitty cat to you. Try it...hahahaa...... [/b]
