I fell in love wif a prostitute

last SG · 2004-04-11T09:11:58+00:00

1st time doing it w some1 who actually "cared" n was "full of emotions"? giv it a rest. ull get over it.....

^sylvia^ SG

oei!!! Twisted Evil ahhhh..!! wtf.. Crying or Very sad

^sylvia^ SG

wei.. don't you know some breast implants with no visible scars!! thats why.. i think one way is they feel more woman. i mean the way they move whatever so.. and their heights. most of them are tall Rolling Eyes

shifeng SG

ohh... i get some hints... opps. Embarassed

k lar.. dun di siao her liao lar.. haha

<sk> SG

Thats.... thats.... one of the most brillant wise saying I have ever heard...

So lets see, if we apply your height theory,

If someone is around 5ft, its gotta be a girl?

If someone is around 6ft plus, its gotta be a guy?

Marvelous! I think we have alot of girls in Singapore since the avg height for guys is 5ft 8.

Great thinking aivlys! woohoo! Mr. Green

^sylvia^ SG

ahhhhhhh... Crying or Very sad di siao me.. Twisted Evil

shifeng SG

cannot lar... some guys are short, some girls are tall.. cannot distinguish them by using heights... ned sth more unique! lol.. perhaps we shd consult some experts? Confused

<sk> SG

Woah... your theory really works man! Mr. Green

shifeng SG

not me hor... Razz

^sylvia^ SG

look more down. its applies to most of the 'girls'
k it doesn't apply to all lor. that is why i said hard to see if shes a he

<sk> SG

Yeah how can you di siao her! Poor girl!

^sylvia^ SG

don;t suan me. im no expert in this topic. Crying or Very sad

well... we will have to wait for experts to explain liow! lol Mr. Green

<sk> SG

Err... in case you have'nt noticed, girls smell like tuna... KY jelly usually has no smell unless you get those scented ones...

How to tell a good pie from a bad pie?
A fake one, would'nt have any smell or juice! Mr. Green

^sylvia^ SG

wei ur the mastermind!! Twisted Evil

shifeng SG

oei!! me where got! u er ren xian gao zhuang ah?

u gd sia.. Twisted Evil

shifeng SG

wah... i duno... well... KY jelly is wat?

<sk> SG

Rolling Eyes

cooleo SG

I think he best way is to finger the 'pie' and see if there is any womanly secretion oozing out. If got, then confirm is woman.

The big problem is how to tell the diff if we dun get to touch the 'pie'? Laughing

shifeng SG

wah... u super pro in editing leh.. haha why dun u go be script writer?

<sk> SG

KY jelly? You dunno whats that?

Hm... I think 7-11 has this new stuff on the counter, its a blue color tube next to the durex section.

<sk> SG

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Wink

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