7
qualities to be a perfect wife: Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic,
Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and Self-Organized. In short, she must
have B.R.E.A.S.T.S
A
MRT is about to crash! A frantic virgin strips off and says, "can
anyone make me feel like a woman before I die?" So a man takes off
his clothes and says, "Iron These!"
A
man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Wife: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the
night?" Husband: "Golfing with friends, my dear." Wife: "What? At 2
a.m?" Husband: "Yes, We used night clubs."
