Originally posted by Ah Ma:
WELCOME TO GOLD AWARDS FOR BAR/SGFORUMS!!!!ENJOY UR STAY HERE!
LATEST EXCITING, REPORTS FOR AWARDS WouLD BE repORTED ASAP.
1) JAN 2004 GOLD for BEST
SCREAMING AWARD - MR KELVIN-1982
2) FEB 2004 GOLD FOR BRAVO AWARD - goes to MR I AM TWAT.
(Eaten up 9 pails of SH|T by His GF who sh|tted for past 1 week and
kept the sh|t for 9 nights before his consumtion)
3) JAN 2004 GOLD BEST
FARKER IN SGFORUMS - MR. Cortez. (bei simi ai gan lar.. only
999 crickets in a day)
4) JAN 2004 GOLD AWARD
for SMALLEST DICK - Mr. CORTEZ. (shorter than a cricket) poor thing
he likes to fark his own spanish fellows thru
assholes!
NEW!
5) CONGRATULATIONS TO YOURHORNYLITTLEBROTHER!!!YOU HAVE BEEN
AWARDED THE FOLLOWING TITLES:
FEB 2004 GOLD AWARD BEST
FARKER IN SGFORUMS. - break world's record in farking 999
spiders in an hour! Oh GOSH i wonder hw he do it! This is gona be
SG first sparkling award in guiness World Records!
6) FEB 2004 GOLD AWARD
MOST UNIQUE FARKER IN SGFORUMS- AB (FARK CHICKEN FINISH used it to
COOK NASI [email protected] INTERCHANGE 
).
WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE STAR OF BAR?WILL MR YOURHORNYLITTLEBROTHER
won Mr.CorTEZ!?
IS MR AB CATCHIN UP WITH HIS NASI LEMAK?!
STAY TUNED FOR THE OTHER SPECIAL AWARDS!
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEND IN YOUR NOMINATIONS to NORMINATE FOR YOUR
FAVOURITE STARs, POST UR ENTRIES HERE! 
AH MA
CEO
CHOPPER HOME OF PERVERTS (CHOP)
This post is uncalled for. Did these pple do anything malicious to
you personally to warrant such a lowly attack?
If you wanna make such a post, hey at least try to be original.
Worse, it's not even funny. These posters may be annoying, but at
least they raised more than a few eyebrows and brought
entertainment & laughter into the bar.
But pity, a disgruntled person like Ah Ma can't appreciate the
humour of it.
