National Sevice

AB SG

Anyone thinks that doing national Servive is really a waste of time and youth ? I personally thinks selling Nasi Lemak is better than wasting my time in the camp . Pls vote

sgboy2004 SG

the next moment, they will make the NS men sell nasi lemak in the evening to raise funds for the charity ...

oops...

ditzy SG

I don't agree that NS is a waste of time. My 2 & 1/2 years there have taught me quite abit of valuble lessons. I don't wish to elaborate. But if you wanna read the theory, its in the book i recommend below:

Dilbert and the way of the weasel by Scott Adams.

Superbus SG

Dear AB,

I pass by Bedok Interchange almost everyday, but I don't remember seeing anyone selling Nasi Lemak illegally leh. The only illegal hawker at Bedok Interchange are those Ah Peks selling fruits and the Mat Indon selling epok-epok near the MRT Station underpass. By the way, what time your hawking usually starts? Can I patron your 'stall'? Just tell me where you are and I'll be there. Is it halal by the way?

Cheers and warm regards

AB SG

wa lah last time i was in ns time,they forced us to watch football match played by fandi all these .just kena forced to fill up the seats see how pathetic they are . somemore after walk out still have to go and watch

AB SG

because i run very fast with my push cart that's why police never catch me before . wah lan you really wanna eat huh ?

ditzy SG

If LKY eat, i want to eat also. Laughing

Superbus SG

Such a motivated young man. Singapore needs more people like you. I wish you all the best.

Why not? If your Nasi Lemak is up to my standard, chances are I'll be one of your regular customers.

kopiosatu SG

I sell Nasi Lemak at Bedok Interchange illegally .Last time Lee Kwan Yew eat my Nasi lemak and run after eating . Still own me $1.50 . He is old but run very very fast when it comes to eat and run . Old guy run faster than my Hayabusa

Wah!!! Sell illegal Nasi Lemak can buy Hayabusa~

AB SG

singapore needs me ? then maybe they should close one eye . I am thinking of joing the police force so I can stop my illegal doings

AB SG

He ate my nai lemak and ran to the coffeeshop toilet to drag . err I just found out so still wanna eat ?

AB SG

Why cannot huh business is good what so i can afford a hayabusa . maybe nathan also coming with LKY one day to eat at my stall .

ditzy SG

Remember jio GCT also.

wuming78 SG

careful wait kanna slapped….....................................with fines.

AB SG

Goh C T came before but I see him I quickly push my cart and run like mad screaming ' I can't find a job so i sell nasi lemak please don't catch me ' .That guy also run very fast and finally caught me and took one packet of nasi lemak and eat but he paid unlike LKY eat and run . But poor thing all eat all go toilet later . I hope he is fine now

ditzy SG

If ur cart was towed by ur Hayabusa, I'm pretty sure it can outrun GCT, but not for LKY.

AB SG

I always put my ARAI helmet infront of my push cart and park my hayabusa my wooden push cart filled with nasi lemak beside to attract more customers . My push cart should install a turbo engine with NOS and I might even outrun the police cars . hmmm can consider installing NOS on my push cart to sell nasi lemak in future .good idea

AAA why my push cart cannot out run Lee Kwan yew ? I am scratching that messy hair filled with flies buzzing around

laurence82 SG

AB, do you use rose water in your Nasi Lemak? Is it the authentic Nasi Lemak or just another version of Nasi Padang?

Thanks Mr. Green

AB SG

My one got special recipe . I climbed the mountain to look for shi fu to teach me the skills of making nasi leamk . After 10 yrs of learning , I finally learnt the skills of the deadly Nasi Lemak . But i can only sell it illegally on the streets .

wuming78 SG

rose water in nasi lemak? never heard of it!

anyway AB may wanna consider diversifying. den soon u can start a franchise of ur own - a chain of illegal hawkers at all the mrt stations and bus interchanges around singapore. they can start drawing territory and collecting protection fee too. sounds lucrative huh?