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A 'LONG' story
A man was not really happy about his dick... it was actually too
long, 50cm long.
He did not know what to do and went to a witch to ask for advice.
The witch thought for a long time before she said:
Walk into the forest and you will meet a frog. Ask the frog it
wants to marry you. If it says "no" your dick will shrink with
10cm, but if it says "yes" it will grow 10cm so the risk is yours.
The man thought about this for a while but decided it was worth the
risk.
He walked into the forest, found the frog and asked it: Will you
marry me little frog?
No, said the frog.
The man ran home and measured his dick.
Happily he found that it had shrunk down to 40cm. The man was so
excited about the results that he ran back into the forest and
asked the frog again.
Will you marry me little frog?
No, said the frog.
The man ran home and measured his dick. Again he found that it had
shrunk 10cm down to 30cm. The man was thinking, "20cm, that would
be the perfect
size" and ran back into the forest. He met the frog again and asked
him again. Will you marry me little frog?
The frog answered him: What is wrong with you I already told you
NO! NO! NO!
