Laurence82 ,
Thanks for the head up bro. 
Look look
Sgforums News Headline
14th February 2004
By laurence82
Kotex Man admits he is determinedly irritating .
Last night, while he logged onto sgforums, Mr Cortez,age unknown,
the most notorious and irritating bugger in the whole universe,
explicitly admited he is a 'sand in our eyes', the 'ulcer in our
mouth that refuses to go away'. After a proposal by an honourable
forumnite Temujin, to dismiss Mr Cortez from sgforums permanently
on various charges of indecent behaviours and frauds, such as
verbal assaults on the fairer sex of the Republic, proclaiming to
various indecent sexual acts, while displaying outlandish feminine
behaviour.
While sgforums fellow forumnites were holding a discussion on this
matter, after Temujin has made his speech, Mr Cortez barged into
the conference, while waving his smelly fist around, loudly told
the present committee "No use putting me away! I will be back!"
followed by a string of vulgarities. Security guards were called in
to surpress Mr Cortez and uphold order. After he was 'surpressed',
the Singapore Police Force were called in. The members of sgforums
'Hottest News Team' were alerted and with this reporter, hurried to
the scene of the incident. When we arrived, Mr Cortez was seen
handcuffed by the police, and being led to a waiting police car. It
was noticed he was bruised in one eye, with several gashes across
his cheek.
We interviewed several forumnites who were present, as to ascertain
the causes and course of the incident.
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