A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where
a
woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store
is
comprised of 6floors, and the men increase in positive attributes
as the
shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor
you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor,
you
cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's
better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So
up
she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love, kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder
what's
further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely
good
looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 -These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be
more further up!" And again she heads up another flight..
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 -These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic
streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me
further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 -You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There
are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that
women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart
and
have a nice day.
