Who will get the RING for me?

My precioussssssssssssssssssssssss

Twisted Evil

nah.......dun say i treat u no good......

boxing ring for u

Your Mother

if u r a male - the sales girl at the jewellery shop will get the ring 4 u.
if u r a fem - your beau is goin 2 b e 1 2 get e ring 4 u.

Mr. Green

here's the RING you wanted...

Er...aren't you supposed to be soaking in the lava pools of Mount Doom by now? Mr. Green

Ringworm can?....

Your husband...? Rolling Eyes

Twisted Evil