photos of the accident.
This is the latest newsflash brought to you by the kaypoh KPO
newsboomboomroom.
The authorities have warned car goers not to buy or even test drive
the latest model from Nissin SeiFeiLou N-SFL247-69-976. Reports
says that this model of the SeiFeiLous have not passed the testing
and qualification stage on the hull and engine design. Mr Cooper of
Nissin Corp however denies such a critic and is even on his way now
on an appeal to the Court of Law. Our kaypoh reports caught up with
Mr Coop while he is on the X-mas cum New Year holidays at Hotel
Califoniamania in a Santa suit having fetish acts with his wife
(who were dressed as a witch).
"Such acts are against the Law and the better of Nissin Corp!" says
Herr Coop. "Nissin Corp has always been producing gut und reliable
cars and we are always good with our braking systems! We specialize
in fluid for brakes ya know! The reason why we released this new
model to our consumers is because this design actually got the
thumbs up and go-ahead green lights from the WDO - World Design
Organization.
Our KPO reporters held a press conference this afternoon soon after
the crash and got hold of Senior Station Inspector PJ Gam Gam from
the TP department.
Such a design of cars should be stopped! It was a good thing no
one was hurt in this accident! commented Mr Gam Gam. The
department has every reason to believe that the too-creative design
of this new SeiFeiLou was the root of the problem. It has two
steering wheels which are too small even for a babys hand to hold.
Moreover, the whole machine is controlled by two gear meshing
system. Having too many multiple inputs causes the car to loose
control. Added Mr Gam Gam.
As shown in our artistic photos taken by our good
used-2-b-porno-photographers, the new car can be driven by 2 naked
men with only one-hand control. No gear shifting is required on the
drivers side. As you can see depicted in the photos, the gears are
self-control and multiple inputs can be sent to the engine at any
one time.
Since the following photo are too creative and may be unsuitable
for minors, pls click on the following if u want to view the photos
taken on model SeiFeiLou at prototype stage.
http://www.sggirls.com/photos/sgGirls.com_-_00056759.jpg
