*Ahem*... I'm feeling poetic today. Here's a little poem i
dedicate to everybody here. Read it out loud, it's a wonderful
piece of work to replace mother goose's nursery rhymes from today
onwards. Every kid should learn this by heart.
Ode to Twat
Twat went to the pool today
To go for little swim.
Just when he has swam halfway,
Three girls appearred before him.
They wore normal swimwear,
They seemed to be from JC.
Two were only about there,
But the third was a beauty.
The long hair, fair skin, slim type
Made Twat begin to steam.
Their tits and butt seem just ripe
To perverts just like him.
The girls played and chatted
While Twat ogled at them.
His hopes of rape were shattered
So he jerked off with his stem.
He didn't have to take too long
Before he shot his goo.
The girls then sensed something wrong
And got out from the pool.
Out there in the bushes was
Kevin One-Nine-Eight-two.
He was gleeful because
He has some rape plans too.
All of a sudden he pounced
At the nearest two.
He missed them both and bounced
Right into the pool.
Now we have two perverts
Swimming in the pool.
They received their just deserts
Soaking in the goo.
Boys and girls the moral is
To be nice in the pool
If u really just have to piss
Please go straight to the loo.
