Everybody, dun need to worry! Dun need to scared kevin1982 gone
liao, then no more stories to make u laff!!!! I have spent
seven-seven forty-nine nights examining his stories and discovered
his formula!!! And i've devised a template for your convenience!!!
All you have to do is to choose from the available choices, and
tada!!! you've got yourself a kevin-1982 wanking story!!!
Here goes....
One day, i was doing absolutely nothing constructive at all. I was
also at......[1]__________.......
(a) neighbours house
(b) neighbourhood park
(c) gym
(d) crowded bus
...when i saw this absolutely hot hot hot hot hot hot hot girl. She
had the most amazing......[2]__________.....
(a) ass
(b) tits
(c) legs
(d) ass, tits and legs
...and immediately my cock began to steam. It sprung up to it's
full glory of 3.14159 centimetres and it
was......[3]__________.....
(a) hard
(b) wet
(c) hard and wet
(d) hardly wet
....i begun to wish i had her stained... [4]___________....
(a) bra
(b) panties
(c) g-string
(d) tampon
.....and i would wank, masturbate, jack off, while licking it. i am
also totally not worried about getting diarrheoa after that.
Meanwhile, i'll also fantasize about running after that ger,
pinning her down to the ground, (which i can only fantasize only
becuz i'm so puny i can't possibly pin anything down) and then
screw her. I will feel so song about it, i will buey tahan, and
then....[5]__________
(a) shoot
(b) scream
(c) shoot and scream
(d) shoot and SCREAM
....and then i'll feel so happy wif myself i'll post it on sgForums
to gross everyone out. Merry christmas everybody! (I think i want
to fantasize raping a reindeer.)
