i curious cos i just read this in my frenster, then somewhat
stirred my interest, or rather contempt and disdain over them
lor
fat ah lians(FALs) have given the word terror an all-new meaning.i
call forth a new organisation to reduce the fat ah lians population
in our society.
please understand that fat ah lians is a 'heavy' burden to our
society, economically and socially.
10 reasons why fat ah lians should be eradicated:
1)they act cute(c'mon we can tolerate not so chio or slim ppl, but
if they act cute,they can really go and makan tai)
2)narcissistic(they have this psychotic tendency to think ppl adore
them so much cos they think they cute)
3)they are irc ops(yeah dont ask me which channel,go look for one
that has alot of social-conscious ppl banned)
4)they skip PE(yes,they can't take it so they skip it and worse
still, their classmates have to do make-up PE. i heard of one
LEGENDARY fat ah lian that owes the PE dept 300 rounds about the
track!)
5)damn sian, they are always near chio ah lians( wats this!? le
chatelier's principle/lenz law/electron-positron binary pair? do
they have to 'balance' the turn-on we get from chio ah lians and
turn us off just as quickly?)
6)even more sian, they block away chio ah lians(their sheer size
usually can block up to 3-4 chio ah lians arnd them.worse still,we
men do not have peripheral vision,how to spot!?its not that
singapore have no chio-bus,just that they are hiding behind some
fat ah lians somewhere...)
7)they scare off potential foreign investments(investors just got
turned off by the prospect to invest in a fat ah lian infested
nation)
they make singapore appear even smaller(theory of
relativity)
9)by COF(conservation of food),while fat ah lians gets more food
and gets fatter, the malnourished children in africa gets less food
to eat.this can be a case for UNICEF
10)waste of government resources (notice that mrt seats get wider?
more public transport breakdowns, the FAL relief package, more fast
food wrappers as litters, wider entrances to malls,wider toilet
seats,more medical subsidies for ppl suffering from eye-sores,more
males suffering from erectile dysfunction-->lower birth
rate.more water wasted->ALOT of water get displaced when FALs go
swimming ya know.environmental disasters-money to clear oil
spills,if you think exxon-mobile was purely an accident,think
again.It was merely a conspiracy to cover up the fact that 2 FALs
went swimming in the sea.
yes.do NOT sympathise with FALs...these social excess are a problem
to our society.
remember-for our already blight future,do your part to not make it
worse.
this message is brought to you by BACHCLUB, a non-profit anti-fat
ah lians(AFALs) organisation that calls for a more peaceful future
for all humanity.
our motto-'FAL-KNNBCCBLPPLPLP'
for those non-proficient in this special language it means
-'Fat ah lians are fiends,not friends.'
pls help to propagate this msg, for the awareness of our society.to
a flawless future!
