Hi Folks,
Have fun reading... 
1) A squirrel who runs up a woman's leg does not find nuts.
2) When I was born, I got a choice - a big dick or a good
memory.
I am not able to remember ... what did I choose?
3) Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
4) My wife is a sex object. Everytime I ask for sex, she
objects.
5) Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
6) There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men
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don't and stop ... unless they are used together.
7) Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing
on earth.
There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri
Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
9) Virginity can be cured.
10) Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11) I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialler were too
small.
12) Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery?
13) Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the
enemy.
14) Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus, it
turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
15) Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed",
many
men still sleep with their wives !!!
16) Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
17) A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He
was
happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing......
1 Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's
life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
19) Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch
sleeps
with everyone except you.
20) Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: It's because Breasts don't have eyes.
