One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for
a show hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the
same sentence twice.
First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father
bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in
it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little
Michael
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out
beautifully."
The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!" Then, she reluctantly
called on little BILLY.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my teenage sister told my father
that she was pregnant, and he said "Beautiful, just fucking
beautiful"
