Originally posted by Coolz:
Just some info for thoughs. Got this from one of the
medical surveys on health matters.
[b]1. Females describe semen:
"Ajax cleaner"
"maybe salty"
"smells like Ajax, I no longer buy Ajax because of it. Instead I
buy Mr. Clean, it's perfumed."
"thick Clorox"
"rancid Elmer's glue"
"tastes and smells like Brie cheese"
"It tastes like itself (it's kind of like asking what pepper tastes
like)."
"Indescribable."
"It tasted like a thick, globby beer."
"I've discovered that although there is a general almond taste to
all men -- different men taste a little differently AND depending
on how much a man drinks, smokes, and what he's eating -- the semen
ranges in bitterness. The less healthy he is the worst his semen
tastes. Almost like Clorox at times."
"It tasted quite salty."
"I cannot compare the taste to anything else I have tasted because
its flavor is unique. I can compare its taste to the smell of
Clorox bleach. Semen tastes like bleach smells!"
"It has different tastes for different people ranging from rotten
eggs and dirty socks to a slimy/salty taste."
"Semen had a taste of its own...Sometimes it's more spicy than
other times; sometimes it's sweeter. Sometimes it gives me the
sensation that I just chewed on a balloon."
"Salty. It's a lot like swallowing snot."
"Kind of like salty soft snot."
"Blah! BITTER taste!"
"In my experience, the taste of semen seems to vary (at times
dramatically) from guy to guy. Some men, bless them, have semen
with very little taste whatsoever. Or maybe they just drink a lot
of water and it keeps the concentration of salt and minerals and
what have you down. The taste I generally expect is salty, but not
a
pleasant-eating-soft-pretzels-can-I-have-a-dab-of-mustard-with-that
salty. Much more of an acidic, at times bitter metallic taste. At
its worst, the taste of semen can surprise you like a mouthful of
saltwater. One final note: Evidently garlic is a common culprit in
distasteful experiences."
2. Males describe semen:
"Salty glue, especially if dehydrated. Not-so-salty otherwise,
actually more watery. Like paper-mache...flour, glue and old
newspapers."
"Smells like Bradford Pear blossoms."
"I don't know, but I've heard that semen tastes like whatever the
ejaculator ate twelve hours before."
"Like you'd think dish washing detergent would taste, but doesn't.
Kind of soapy."
"Salty with a hint of chlorine."
"Tastes like the ink of an octopus."
"It tastes like almonds."
"The taste was not easy to identify, it was sort of mixed with
another fluid."
"Sort of a non-descript taste leaning towards the salty side of the
spectrum."
"Not much of a flavor. Kind of salty."
"What does saliva taste like?"
"Alfalfa sprouts."
"Caviar."
"It has a surprising non-taste. It looks like snot but is not as
salty. I was reminded of the time I woke up with a bloody nose and
the blood had drained down my throat."
3. Females describe vaginal secretions:
"A mixture of citrus and MSG."
"Soy sauce, the light Kikkoman."
"Indescribable."
"It didn't have much flavor, but the sensation inside the mouth was
what I remember most. It was a very warm, comforting
feeling."
"Like semen, the taste ranges. Sometimes the taste is very clean --
in fact almost tasteless -- but it can also taste kind of like a
penny late in the cycle or when I've been smoking or drinking too
much."
"Kind of sweet and sweaty."
"Sweet, not like anything I've ever tasted."
"Around the clitoris, it tastes like sweet tarts. In the vaginal
canal, it tastes kind of like an artichoke tuna salad."
"I've only tasted my own which I've been told is quite tasty.
Again, it is hard to say what it tastes like, but it could be
described as spicy. The taste varies during the month also."
4. Males describe vaginal secretions:
"Lemony."
"Like the ocean."
"Cheerios."
"Have you ever put your tongue on the end of a battery? Like an
alkaline battery."
"Like electricity, when you put a pop top from a soda can between
your braces."
"Tangy."
"Like semen (salty), but better. Zesty."
"Tastes like glass."
"Whipped bananas and ginger ale."
"Similar to licking a non-bleeding wound. Sort of a salty, musty,
yet sweet taste. It varies."
"Honestly I don't remember the taste. The smell was all I could
think about."
"A little fishy in taste, but that could be related to the
smell."
"Depending on the woman and the time of the month, there can be a
slight non-salty blood taste or a tangy battery taste."
"Bitter."
"While performing oral sex on a college girlfriend, a few drops of
a tepid, vaginal secretion were produced during her orgasm. When I
tasted this fluid, I had the unusual sensation of eating a taco.
That's right! It was salty and tasted just like the combined
flavors of fried hamburger meat, cheese, corn shell, and El Paso
taco sauce! I'll always have some very fond memories whenever I eat
Mexican."
"Vaginal fluids are tangy, and syrupy, at least the ones I've come
across. (!) If I haven't tasted and she hasn't BEEN tasted in a
while, the fluids are especially tangy, but they always have a
wonderful sweet smell. Kind of paradoxical, tangy-tasting and
sweet-smelling, but that's part of why it's so much fun."
"It's not so much a taste, it's a smell. Kind of like a musty
armpit but not really as offensive. Actually it might taste like a
musty armpit too, I'll have to check it and get back to you."
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This is way too queer...Where the h**k you get these stuffs?
But it's good info though, 
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