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Story of a Flea
A flea on vacation spotted his friend who was shivering and
freezing.
He went over and asked, "Hi Fred, why the heck are you
shivering?"
Fred answered, "Joe, my friend, I just got here on the moustache of
a man riding a Harley. The wind was cold and I'm freezing!"
Joe offered some advice, "Don't do that! Crawl up the leg of his
girlfriend. You'll find a nice warm place there and you need not
freeze anymore."
Fred said he'd do that. After a couple of days, they parted
ways.
The next year, Joe met Fred again. And again, Fred was shivering
from the cold.
Joe asked, "Hey! Didn't I tell you to crawl up the leg of his
girlfriend?"
Fred said, "Yeah! I did, but each time, there's some noise and I
end up on the moustache of the guy riding the Harley!"
