A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument
about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you
think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about
this... When your ear
itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around,
then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your
finger?