Today huh!?
Mrs. Smith was in bed having wild passionate sex with Mr. Jones,
when all of the sudden her husband came home.
Surprised that he was home so early, she quickly told Mr. Jones to
stand in the corner, then she covered him
with cold cream and patted him down with some talc she had on her
dresser.
Mr. Smith walks in the bedroom and sees his wife laying naked in
bed, appearing to be ready for a wild night of sex
with her husband. After a long day at work, he is refreshed by this
site, so he disrobes and climbs on for a great ride.
After they finish having sex, he asks her, "Dear, what is that in
the corner?" "Well," starts Mrs. Smith, "It's a statue! It's the
latest fad
and Mrs. Crump down the street has one just like it, so I wanted
one too!" Mr. Smith seemed satisfied with this answer so he closes
his eyes and goes
to sleep.
He awakens at midnight and goes to the kitchen where he prepares 2
sandwiches and brings them back to the bedroom.
Upon entering the room, he walks over to the statue and hands one
of the sandwiches to Mr. Jones.
"Here buddy," says Mr. Smith, "I stood like an idiot at the Crumps
the whole night and nobody offered me so much as a glass of
water!"
