Nay nay! Children! IF a CURSEd GAY should ever approach you,
thou must take out your crosses and clench them tight with all your
holy might! Then thou must recite our LORD's PRAYER and show your
cross to the GAY! Never associate thineselves with GAYS for they
are cursed! They are sent by SATAN to tempt you down the dark
path!
Although I know it might be hard to ward of such EVIL, if it proves
too difficult, thou must shout to the heavens for angels to sing
thee to safe havens!
Either that or thou couldst all cry for help from the nearest
Crusader or Friend of my order!
