I was at Illusion Bar the other night when I offered to buy a
girl a drink. She turned around, looked at me and said,
"you wait long long"
Feeling sacarstic and cheeky, I replied,
"Mine doesn't take long to become long, I dunno about your
boyfriend's"
and I just walked off.
After a while an Ah Beng sat down beside me and bought me a beer
and said to me in Hokkien,
"You are very humerous, you got guts you laugh"
I just pretend nothing happened. That whole night that ah beng and
his buddies stood within 10 meters of me and just kept staring at
me. They even followed me when I left the bar, till I took a cab
and left. Seems like they are just some some tough guys with no
balls to pick a fight.
So much for gangsters wannabes.