Here's a joke for
everyone....
A mature woman goes to the doctor and
asks his help to revive her
man's sex drive.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance" says Mrs Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for
a
headache."
"No problem" replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he
won't
even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how
you got
on."
A week later, Mrs Murphy returns to the
doctor and the doctor
inquires as to how things went.
"Oh it was horrible doctor, just terrible."
"Why, what happened?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised - and slipped the Viagra into his
coffee.
The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept
everything
off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then
proceeded
to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was
terrible."
"What's terrible?" asked the doctor. "Was the sex not good?"
"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but
I'll
never be able to show my face in Starbucks again!"
