An Artical I found on www.talkingcock.com
Hello Talkcockers! This is your favourite journalist Cherry N.
George. I am currently doing my Masters Degree in Journalism in the
US and have graciously leased my services to Talkingcock.com. Today
we are going to talk about the hot topic of why Singaporean women
love to go for Ang Mor men. With me I have Ms. Ping Ker Tern and
her Caucasian boyfriend, Mr. Al Byno.
Cherry N.: Ms Ping and Mr. Byno, a warm welcome to this interview
with Talkingcock.com. First I'd like to ask Ms Ping, how did the
two of you meet?
Ping Ker Tern: Well, I actually pre-planned this. I just wore the
shortest mini-skirt and a spaghetti strap blouse and went into a
pub frequented by Ang Mors. Every Ang Mor that entered the pub I
gave a wide seductive smile until one approached me, which was Al
Byno!
Cherry N.: Wow that was slick! But as we spoke before the
interview, you were already in another relationship. Weren't you
being unfaithful to your then Singaporean boyfriend?
Ms Ping: You see, as Singaporeans we always want to upgrade
ourselves. People aspire for the 5 C's. And I decided to upgrade
and told myself that I want 6 C's instead. The 6th 'C' being
Caucasian. What's so wrong with wanting something better?
Cherry N.: Weren't you happy with the relationship with your then
Singaporean boyfriend?
Ms Ping: Oh I was very happy! He was great! But he wasn't white! I
mean we are raised from a very young age to glorify the white man
through the movies. So we grow up thinking that white is always the
best. Look at shows like Baywatch, do you see an Ah Beng lifeguard?
No! The Ah Beng life guards that are in the local swimming pools
all have pot bellies and wear thick spectacles! Also I would want
my kids to have double eyelids, sharp nose and curly hair, and that
can only happen if the sperm comes from an Ang Mor.
Cherry N.: I see. So your Singaporean boyfriend treated you well,
but you just wanted some Ang Mor meat! But I want to ask a very
personal question. Could you tell us, were there double standards
in your relationships before and now?
Ms Ping: Of course! With my Singaporean boyfriend, I would always
dress up conservatively and portray myself as a "decent girl". I
only had sex with him after dating for a year. But with Al, I hit
the sack with him on the first date. And I always dress up like a
slut, exposing as much flesh as I can without getting
arrested.
Cherry N: What about oral sex?
Ms. Ping: Oh, Al and I are very open and talk about sex in a mature
manner. Having a frank talk about sex is nothing taboo to us!
Cherry N: That's not what I meant. I was referring to the act of
fellatio. Was it the same in both cases?
Ms Ping: Oh you are referring to that! Well I refused to perform
oral sex on my Singaporean boyfriend, I found the act demeaning and
disrespectful to women. But with Al, I have no hesitation of
getting down on my knees and doing it with devotion. After all, Ang
Mors are next to gods! But I am no Monica Lewinsky though, I don't
like my dresses stained so I inhale. Even when Al slaps and pinches
my butt in public, I just give a submissive giggle - I would NEVER
allow my Singaporean boyfriend to touch me anywhere near there in
public!!!!!. Once you hook your Ang Mor, you can throw all this
Women's Lib nonsense in the garbage bin.
Cherry N: Wow! That's amazing! Now I want to ask you, Mr. Al Byno,
was it easy to woo Ms. Ping Ker Tern?
Al Byno: I was surprised at how fast it happened, in fact I dare
say that I made little or no effort at all! And I have a lot of
acne and a mole twice the size of Phua Chu Kang's!!! Women in my
own country don't bother to give me a second look. But in
Singapore, you can be the ugliest Ang Mor, but there will always be
an Asian slut waiting on you hand and foot. And the best part is,
after a date you can send them home on the MRT!!! If they were
dating a Singaporean guy, they will always expect to be sent home
in a Taxi, and if you don't, you can forget about asking her out
again. But if you are an Ang Mor, you can disrespect her and treat
her like dirt, and she will always come back asking for more.
Cherry N: And why, Mr. Byno, do you think that Singaporean women
like to go for Caucasian men?
Al Byno: Well, as what Ms. Ping said, we have Hollywood to thank. I
own a debt of gratitude to people like Brad Pitt and Richard Gere.
Because whenever Singaporean women look at Ang Mors, they fantasize
about these celebrities. So you can be the ugliest Ang Mor on the
planet, but in their minds, they think they have Brad Pitt or
Richard Gere as their boyfriend!! What suckers!!
Cherry N: Wow, what a revelation!!! Well, we have just about run
out of time and we have to end this interview. I'd like to thank
Ms. Ping Ker Tern and Mr. Al Byno for graciously agreeing to do the
interview. I'm Cherry N. George, signing off for Talkingcock.com.
And always remember: Never be economical with the truth!
