hello muffins,
let me guess ur appearance okie?? u are wearing specs, hair style
is side parting with plenty of gel. U carry a heavy bag to school
with lots of books inside. ur favourtie place is library and ur
hobbies is collecting stamps and phonecard. Sometimes, u do go
sentosa to fly kite right? 
hmmmm.... let me help u.... in fact, virginity is a amazing thing
in the world..... what i can say is that its a miracle.....
well.... we are born with 100% virgin.... each time u *mari kita* u
lose 1% of ur virginity.... so like what u say u mari kita when
talking to the gal.... u infact lose 1% of ur viginity to her.....
now u are left with 99%. But u still can consider urself as a
virgin but not a pure virgin.... so what is the morale of the
story.... its that dun mari kita too much or else u will lose 100%
of ur virginity.... try to control, if u really can't, use ur hand
and PRESS IT DOWN... from this method, u tend to save 0.5% of ur
virginity.
so my fren..... dun mari kita so much.... try to control okie??? or
else ur future wife will wont be happy..... same thing apply to the
gals...... 
for the gals.... its also amazing....once they made 100 guys mari
kita once, they will get pregent.... thats why the nus gal
purposely make u mari kita, cos she wants a baby.... and somehow,
the baby she is having or she gona have, 1% of it belongs to u....
so u are going to be a father soon.... happy? well, if possible
invite us to ur wedding lor.... invite everyone on this channel
lah......
sometime u may wonder... why do gals at the age of 16-18 get
pregent?? they are so young.... let me solve the mystery for u....
cos they tend to dress to sexy..... guys walk pass them tend to
mari kita... then suddenly once day when they make 100 guys mari
kita, they get pregent..... as for those gals which is "cannot make
it one" they tend to get pregent late... why?? cos it rather hard
for them to acheive thir 100 mari kita.... thats the whole
mystery... so my fren mufins u understand now??
and the next popular thing is that: WHAT IS ABORTION??? this is the
cruel thing about this world.... if a gal is pregent and she dun
wan the baby, she got to reverse the method... which is making 100
mari kita guy to non-mari kita.... how do they do it??? she burn
their hair!!! well... one u are in pain, ur mari kita will go
down.... poor thing to those guy who wanna help.... by the way
muffins, do u have hair below? well, keep it well cos u might need
it for the NUS gal if she want an abortion...
By the way... let me tell u a sercet.... what i
say are all crap... dun believe me.........
