It's
time for the "Boil Sucker!
Freddy was self employed as a Boil Sucker. In other words, he went
from person to person and sucked the Eyes and Pus out of
boils.
One day the phone rings, and a woman asks him to come over straight
away as she has some boils to be taken care of.
Freddy arrives at her house, and is answered at the door by one of
the fattest females he has ever seen. She must have been over
400lbs and had rolls of fat everywhere!
After entering the house. He asks, " Okay lady, where do I start?"
she replies, "Well, I guess we can start on the one next to my
pussy!" Whereupon she raises her housedress and pulls down her
panties (Probably made by Omar the tent maker) and she lays down on
the floor, and spreads her legs.
Oh what a sight she was! Her pubic hair was matted and crusted with
various discharges, obviously an active yeast infection was
ongoing, and next to her right pussy lip was this huge, angry, red
boil with a huge white eye in the center! Freddy gets down there to
place his lips over the boil and starts to suck on it! Suddenly it
pops in his mouth and he has spit out voluminous amounts of pus on
the floor till just a little pink blood is coming out! Freddy
say's, "Okay lady, that one is history! Where's the next
one?"
The woman sheepishly replies, "Oh it's on my butt! Right next to my
butt hole!!" "Okay!" says Freddy, "Stand up, spread your legs and
bend over that chair!" She does what he tells her, but it's not
enough. "Grab ahold of your butt cheeks and spread em!" says
Freddy. She does as she is told. Freddy checks it out. He can see
that besides piles, she has streaks od shit with bits of corn, and
popcorn hulls dried on the inner cheeks ove her ass. He can c
seepin worms wriggling out of her ass. Then he see's the boil! It's
huge! Bigger than the one next to her pussy.
Freddy leans forward, and is just about to place his lips on the
boil, when all of a sudden, Riiiipppblaaaat...katchiiiie...pft! She
rips one stinky fart! Freddy is totaly indignant and screams at the
woman," What the fuck lady!!!!???!!!! Are you trying to make me
sick or somethin?????!!!!????
