Here are some commonly used tactics to approach chio bus. I've
classified them under the following categories for yur convience
sake:
Ah Beng style: Xiao Jie, I wan to make frien wif u. Can give me yur
pager lumber or not?
Suave style: Heeelllooo Miss. I couldn't help but notice that you
certainly look wonderful, even frm a distance. Care to join me for
a drink at Coffee Beanz??
'Gin Nah' Pattern: Errr... Ermm... *blush-blush* I.... U....
Cangivemeyurpagernumberornot?
Cover-Girl: Haven't I seen u somewhere before in a cover magazine??
Ah Ha! U muz the *so-and-so*.... Huh? No?? Mistakened?? Maybe I am,
but u certainly look like her.... So sweet-looking. Can I have yur
pager number plz, so tat I can call u again in case I need to do
any photo shoot for my next assignment? (Of course, the photo shoot
is bullshit and the assignment... well...)
Friend-friend: My friend want to make friend wif u? *pointz to
friend in distance* Can help me or not? Can u give me yur pager
number??
No Crapping Style: Go straight up and say, "Hi my name is *****,
I'd juz like to be yur friend. Could u give me yur pager #?"
