Singapore’s
Other Tammys
Ever since the saga involving
Nanyang Polytechnic’s Weiting – Has she graduated? Did she
eventually? What and how is she doing now? – the number of
Singapore’s teenagers going online to exhibit their sexual
exploits, if anything, has not only not decreased but is rising, if
accounts of my trusted aides are anything to go by.
Worried parents and concerned
individuals have been coming to meet me to seek my help to
eradicate this most contentious and seemingly inexplicable side of
our Singapore young (to first engage in daring sexual escapades and
record such derring-do on celluloid for posterity, then to release
them for worldwide audiences to view heir exploits, as if in a show
of defiance) as not doing so may lead our young – future leaders of this great nation – to turn into
devilish little nymphomaniacs, attempt worse and unspeakable things
and even to venture into the (admittedly lucrative) world of AV (or
adult video, in Japanese slang) to carve out careers as porn stars
and starlets.
To prevent this trend of our
young girls – teens and tweens included – of sinking ever deeper
into cardinally sinful ways, it is incumbent upon me to seek your
Members’ assistance in providing details of such girls they
know.
For a start, your Members, who
may not make head or tail of what I am spouting, may want to
proceed to where my attention has been lately directed:
www(dot)SlutLoad(dot)com
and do a search on one or any
number of the following Singapore-related or distinctly
Singapore-flavored keywords:
·
Singapore
·
ITE AMK Gal
·
NTU
·
SG Gal
·
SG Local
·
Singapore
Polytechnic
·
Singapore
Poly
·
Temasek
Polytechnic
·
Geylang
·
Hotel 81
·
Tampines
·
Sentosa
·
NTUC
which will throw up any number
of URLs, all or most of which contain videographic material showing
Singaporean-like females in any anumber of compromising positions
and actions.
What we hope to achieve is, with
your assistance, we will be able to track down the particular
individuals involved so that we can get to the root of their
problems, delve deeper into what made hem do what they did and then
together find appropriate solutions like counseling.
Your Members are strongly
encouraged to help this great national cause of reconciliation for
these wayward young adults, teenagers girls and tweens and helping
to save their souls in the process.
Unnamed girl
#1
Purportedly a
student from ITE AMK
Students and teaching staff, past and present, from the Institute
are kindly requested to verify contents of the material in
question, confirm the existence of this female individual in
question and then write to this Forum – or to myself using this
line of communication – to indicate all data you have on this
female, including but not excluding her full name, age, faculty and
class, home address and telephone
number(s).
Your
correspondence will be held in the strictest
confidence.
Unnamed girl
#2
Purportedly a
student from NTU
Students and teaching staff, past and present, from the Institute
are kindly requested to verify contents of the material in
question, confirm the existence of this female individual in
question and then write to this Forum – or to myself using this
line of communication – to indicate all data you have on this
female, including but not excluding her full name, age, faculty and
class, home address and telephone
number(s).
Your
correspondence will be held in the strictest
confidence.
Unnamed girl
#3
Purportedly a
student named Irene from SP
Students and teaching staff, past and present, from the Institute
are kindly requested to verify contents of the material in
question, confirm the existence of this female individual in
question and then write to this Forum – or to myself using this
line of communication – to indicate all data you have on this
female, including but not excluding her full name, age, faculty and
class, home address and telephone
number(s).
Your such
correspondence will be held in the strictest
confidence.
We thank your Members for showing interest
in this great national cause and campaign to eradicate undesirable
behavior in today’s young Singaporeans, who will in time to come
become leaders of this magnificent nation.