exactly.... i haven't mentioned my recent Raffles City Subway
incident yet...
It goes like this.
Me>> Can i have a footlong white bread plain, preferred
end.
Him>> *holding a wholemeal*
Me>> Umm, i want a plain. And preferably a end.
Him>> *looks at me. then grab the white. Proceeds to cut it
into halves, certainly not footlong.
Me>> Umm, i want a FOOTLONG WHITE FRENCH LOAF (Speaked
e-x-t-r-e-m-e-l-y s-l-o-w-l-y)
Him>> Uh okay, so what do i do with these?
I swear i slapped my head.
Customers all go "hee hee hee"
Then nevermind. Then he ask me "What i want on the bread"
I swear I would've punched him had not the law forbid me.
Then i was like. I want it plain. (yeah i'm picky i know, subway
loaves with curry = ICHIBAN!)
Then wah piang, he say he dont understand. Then he tell the
manager, "I cant handle him, he keeps ordering plane, we dont sell
plane do we."
I heard him mumbling something like "want plane go changi airport"
or something.
First time buy plain Jiam Tao Lo Ti so jia lat.
After manager came, everything went smoothly.
