I have decided on what a burger should be.
1.) Most people like to make their Burgers too big. A perfect
burger should be able to fit inside your mouth in one go. If its
too big, whats the point?
2.) Please, let me taste your beef, sure add or bind it with
breadcrumbs, egg, whatever, just let me taste beef.
3.) I feel a burger patty should be a minimum of 100g of meat,
maximum 150g.
4.) Lettuce SHREDDED, tomatoes THINLY sliced please, same with
onions and pickles if their added.
5.) Your cheese better be meltable or else sparks will fly
6.) That bun had better be sustainable and not start leaking any
meaty juices
7.) God help me if you slather your burger with excess sauces, be
it ketchup, mustard or whatever.
8.) Serve with fries please.
9.) McDonalds does not count as a proper burger. Neither does BK or
KFC for that matter. If one is to get a fast food burger, it should
be a carls junior affair.
10.) The burger better be tasty.
