1. [On the Enzo Ferrari] “I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one,
and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can
borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same
thing.”
20. [On the Corvette Z06] “As something to live with every
day, I’d rather have bird flu.” 
21. [While playing the video game Gran Turismo] “Aston Martin
DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s
pornography.” 
Agreed!
25. [On the Porsche Cayenne] “I’ve seen gangrenous wounds
better looking than this!”
33. [On cars at a Max Power show) “Most of these cars will do
0-60 once....and then they’ll blow up.”
39. [On Segways] “They’re made in America, of course, so fat
Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any
energy.”
40. [On a Chevrolet Corvette] “The Americans lecture the world
on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control
off!”
45. “Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable.
More comfortable than what... being stabbed?”
46. “I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive
and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed
and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s
not going to happen.”
47. “The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an
asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a
straw.”
All these are my favourite quotes.
