If you all eat satay, don't ever forget to eat the cucumber,
because... eating satay together with carbon after barbequing can
cause cancer. But we have a cure for that... Cucumber should be
eaten after we ate the satay.... because satay has carcinogen (a
cancer causing element) but cucumber is anti-carcinogenic. So don't
forget to eat the cucumber the next time u have satays.
What do you think of the above? 
