Yesterday i was in camp doing duty. Thought having some good
pizza would cheer me up. I was wrong.
Ordered from canadian. The fella answering my call didnt even say
"Good evening, canadian pizza"! He just said "Hello?" in a very
rude way. I had to say "is this canadian pizza?" and in the
background i could hear someone making a racist joke in hokkien.
The way he took my order, wah feel like punching the phucker. I
ordered a meat lover's, cheesy turkey, chicken wings and chicken
lasagne.
An hour later the food arrived. When i brought it back into the
office and took a bite outta the pizza, i immediately felt dulan.
why? COZ THE PHUCKING PIZZA WAS DRYER THAN THE BLOODY BOX IT CAME
IN. Im not exaggerating. The cheese had already turned hard, the
bloody beef tasted nothing like beef, and the crust had a
biscuit-like texture. The lasagne was worse. Totally uninspired
cooking. Dry and tasteless. The only thing good was the chicken
wings, and i've had better.
Will not be ordering canadian again.
