He will DEFINITELY DEFINITELY DEFINITELY wait for a Citaro
G(even if SG dun have) or a Citaro for 24/7 or else that mental
disorder disease called Citarotitis strikes again...
Another way to let that happen is to flood pics of KUBs like
what you did before. I guess he must have miraculously survived
after jumping down from the 6000th floor...
If you know what I mean
!!!
*SBS2656X calles NASA in USA...*
NASA Agency : Hello? This is NASA Customer Enquiry
Centre.
SBS2656X : Hi? Can I make an appointment for a spaceship made to
have a 1-way-trip to the Sun? Pleeeaaaaaaaaase??
NASA : What?!?! Sir, not only you will be wasting fuel and
expensive materials, why do you want that?
SBS2656X : Oh, my friend here got an incurable disease and his last
wish is to get to the core of the Sun, you know...
NASA : Hmm. I too wish your friend good luck, it is thirty-thousand
degrees celcius in there... Can he make it?
SBS2656X : Oh yes definitely!!! He dreams of becoming a molten
steel anyways.
NASA : ...
SBS2656X : Can I make the appointment please?
NASA : Well, you need money, firstly...
SBS2656X : Well don't worry. You can redeem your cheque from my
friend. You know, he is freakishly rich.
NASA : Allrigght.... The total estimated cost will be around US$ 4
billion...
SBS2656X : Well, I can just give you the cheque now since he has
already appointed me to send it to you. I'll fax it over... Oops,
he included another US$500,000 in it. If the expedition is
successful, you can keep $200,000 and send $300,000 back to me by
tracking down this call. Can you?
NASA : Sure.
*SBS2656X faxes the [ REAL ] cheque to NASA*
*NASA received it*
NASA : I will have to check for it's validity. Can you wait for a
while?
SBS2656X : Sure.
*NASA checks the cheque and it's validity is still ongoing*
NASA : *Feeling extremely shocked* Okay, sure. The spaceship will
be ready in 15 day's time.
SBS2656X : 3 days' time please. I'm tired of seeing him acting on
the crappy incurable terminiating disease anymore.
NASA : Sure. There is a recent competition where spaceships were
competed against each other. Which one do you want?
SBS2656X : I want it to be cozy inside, and it demolished upon
entering the Sun's core.
NASA : Sure. I'll get on to that. Thanks for your appointment! Oh,
before you hang up, NASA's director wanted to speak to you on the
line. Please wait while I redirect you.
*NASA clerk redirected the line to NASA Director's office*
SBS2656X : Hello, Mr. Bolden.
Mr. Bolden : Hello Sir. From the tracking, it shows that you are
from Singapore. Correct?
SBS2656X : Yes. I will send him via a jumbojet Airbus A380 from
direct course from Singapore to Florida. I will hire a bus from
Florida to Merritt Island, Kennedy Space Centre, which I suppose is
where you will launch the rocket.
Mr. Bolden : Well spot-on, sir! We will prepare the rocket in
3-days time as we promised. Okay?
SBS2656X : Okay.
(To Be Continued...)
