Bus jokes (parte tres)

iveco SG

What do you call a girl named Mercedes who is wearing a G-string?

Citaro G!

(More jokes about bus makes? share them here)

TownLink 291 SG

One day, Mr Scania boarded SBS9000S. When he was about to go to the upper deck, an old auntie stopped him and said that it is very dangerous. Mr Scania asked: "Why I cannot go up?"

The Auntie Replyed:

Cause on top no driver
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Chanzelun1996 SG

One day, Mr Scania boarded SBS9000S. When he was about to go to the upper deck, an old auntie stopped him and said that it is very dangerous. Mr Scania asked: "Why I cannot go up?"

The Auntie Replyed:

Cause on top no driver
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The SBS Transit Scania always jerk. Later fall down.

nenepokey SG

One day, Mr Scania boarded SBS9000S. When he was about to go to the upper deck, an old auntie stopped him and said that it is very dangerous. Mr Scania asked: "Why I cannot go up?"

The Auntie Replyed:

Cause on top no driver
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Leyland boomz alr?

TownLink 291 SG

Leyland boomz alr?

Highlight the line above the dotted line.

TIB657M SG

A joke (not real one):

One day when I boarded SMB130T on 173 at Commenwealth Ave West Stop. The bus was crowded with people inside and don't bother to move to the rear. I asked one of passengers why all people do not bother to move to the rear. He said: ' The female BC is too hot that they want to glance at her!!!'

SBS8533C SG

1. What did you call a brand of a SBS bus that is used by MapleStory Global Server? (Not MapleSEA)

Answer: Scania

2. What did you call a model of a SMRT bus that is also the same as the abbrievation of a newly-opened Orcahrd Rd Shopping Mall?

Answer: OC

sgbuses SG

(Fictional story)

An ang moh tourist passenger was arrested at XXX Interchange on April 1st after he assulted the driver of svc YY in anger, after a series of errors.

When the bus first arrived, the tourist saw the EDS show "YY Changi Airport via ZZZ".

He is heading for the Airport. So he boarded. Tried to tap his tourist Ez-link, but it expired so it gave an error. He asked what happened, the driver told him "Can't you see?"

So the tourist went out to see. EDS show "YY PLEASE PAY CASH". Fair enough, he said to himself, so he tossed a 2 buck note.

But the bus eventually ended up in XXX Interchange. Confused, the tourist confronted the driver where this bus was actually going. Driver told him again "Can't you see?".

So he went out and looked at the EDS. By that time the service number was reset, so all he saw was "MERRY CHRISTMAS". Thinking it was an insult, the tourist punched the driver.

TIB1234T SG

(Fictional story)

An ang moh tourist passenger was arrested at XXX Interchange on April 1st after he assulted the driver of svc YY in anger, after a series of errors.

When the bus first arrived, the tourist saw the EDS show "YY Changi Airport via ZZZ".

He is heading for the Airport. So he boarded. Tried to tap his tourist Ez-link, but it expired so it gave an error. He asked what happened, the SL told him "Can't you see?"

So the tourist went out to see. EDS show "YY PLEASE PAY CASH". Fair enough, he said to himself, so he tossed a 2 buck note.

But the bus eventually ended up in XXX Interchange. Confused, the tourist confronted the driver where this bus was actually going. SL told him again "Can't you see?".

So he went out and looked at the EDS. By that time the service number was reset, so all he saw was "MERRY CHRISTMAS". Thinking it was an insult, the tourist punched the driver.

Lol... W'lands Regional Int, svc. 858.

TownLink 291 SG

(Fictional story)

An ang moh tourist passenger was arrested at XXX Interchange on April 1st after he assulted the driver of svc YY in anger, after a series of errors.

When the bus first arrived, the tourist saw the EDS show "YY Changi Airport via ZZZ".

He is heading for the Airport. So he boarded. Tried to tap his tourist Ez-link, but it expired so it gave an error. He asked what happened, the SL told him "Can't you see?"

So the tourist went out to see. EDS show "YY PLEASE PAY CASH". Fair enough, he said to himself, so he tossed a 2 buck note.

But the bus eventually ended up in XXX Interchange. Confused, the tourist confronted the driver where this bus was actually going. SL told him again "Can't you see?".

So he went out and looked at the EDS. By that time the service number was reset, so all he saw was "MERRY CHRISTMAS". Thinking it was an insult, the tourist punched the driver.

Lol nice.

sgbuses SG

What do you call a girl named Mercedes who is wearing a G-string?

Citaro G!

(More jokes about bus makes? share them here)

And what is her fave drink?

nenepokey SG

(Fictional story)

An ang moh tourist passenger was arrested at XXX Interchange on April 1st after he assulted the driver of svc YY in anger, after a series of errors.

When the bus first arrived, the tourist saw the EDS show "YY Changi Airport via ZZZ".

He is heading for the Airport. So he boarded. Tried to tap his tourist Ez-link, but it expired so it gave an error. He asked what happened, the driver told him "Can't you see?"

So the tourist went out to see. EDS show "YY PLEASE PAY CASH". Fair enough, he said to himself, so he tossed a 2 buck note.

But the bus eventually ended up in XXX Interchange. Confused, the tourist confronted the driver where this bus was actually going. Driver told him again "Can't you see?".

So he went out and looked at the EDS. By that time the service number was reset, so all he saw was "MERRY CHRISTMAS". Thinking it was an insult, the tourist punched the driver.

a nice story after all. the tourist seriously got owned badly...

Stage SG

very cold..

a bus joke would be bus 555..

QX179R SG

during peak hour, a bus arrived at a bus stop to pick up commuters. It was almost packed to the door so the driver said "all aboard, doors are closing" but a lady said "NO, wait till I get my clothes on"..

those commuters seated towards the entrance door turned their attention to the lady & looked at her hoping to see something pleasant but to their dismay, what the lady got on the bus with was a bag full of clothes that she got from a closing down sale..

sbst272 SG

OC = Orchard Central.

carbikebus SG

One day, Mr Scania boarded SBS9000S. When he was about to go to the upper deck, an old auntie stopped him and said that it is very dangerous. Mr Scania asked: "Why I cannot go up?"

The Auntie Replyed:

Cause on top no driver
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Upstairs no driver leh...

carbikebus SG

Which bus is the most horny?

iveco SG

Which bus is the most horny?

Dennis TRIDENT? Trident is the Devil's weapon of choice. Devil has horns like a goat.

TIB657M SG

Why TIB541M, TIB805C and TIB806A perm 920?

Because M stands for Manchester United, C for Chelsea, A for Arsenal. Expect the standing like this during May. Man U FTW!!! Defend 4th succesive BPL title!!!

TownLink 291 SG

Which bus is the most horny?

sbs2609h