New Terminal Illness
Discovered!
Big Balls Syndrome - dua lam pa (scientific name)
Recent reports show that many Singaporean guys are infected with
the Big Balls Syndrome. The main characteristic of guys suffering
from this illness is sitting with their legs WIDE open when they
are on the bus such that they will occupy the ENTIRE seat. If you
do see any of such guys on the bus, please pity them because they
find it really hard to shut their legs and most probably they need
to rest their huge and heavy balls on the seat. Also, please do not
insist on sitting next to them because an accidental push might
crush those huge and fragile balls. These patients do not have much
time left with their balls because their balls will explode when
they reach the final stage of the illness. Your effort to show care
and concern for guys suffering from this illness will be greatly
appreciated.
Recent trends also show that both Singaporean guys and girls love
and adore their bags SO VERY MUCH that they will make sure their
bags get a seat next to them when they are on the bus. Oh! What a
wonderful, loving world!
*PLEASE. IF THE SEATS ON THE BUSES ARE
MEANT FOR 2 PASSENGERS, LET IT BE MEANT FOR 2
PASSENGERS!
