Halo the movie trailer:
featuring:
Orlando Bloom, as a infested zombie.
Elijah woods, as a marine.
Sean Bean, as a covenant elite
Viggo Mortensen as captain keyes
liv tyler as Cortana.
and....
Hugo Weaving IS the master chief.
OOOOO...... (halo choir starts singing)
narrator: He is the last of his kind......
marine: hey master chief, I've never seen your face before, why
dont you take off your helmet and show us?
master chief: alright, *takes off helmet* welcome back Mr. Frodo,
we missed you.
marine: wtf.
narrator: the last hope of the human race....
Cortana: chief, throw a plasma grenade to flush out the
grunts.
master chief: *throws grenade* wtf the grenade is stuck to my
hand.
Cortana: .....
narrator: an ancient and terrible secret is hidden on the ring
world Halo....
zombie: uhhhh....
master chief: wtf is this resident evil
