The Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To :
HER
08:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
09:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale
09:30 Light breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
13:45 Shopping
14:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gained 30
lbs.
15:00 Facial, massage, nap
19:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
22:00 Make love
23:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms
HIM
10:00 Wake up
10:02 Oral sex
10:10 Big Breakfast
11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big
hooters
13:15 Enormous lunch
15:15 Oral sex
15:25 Play sports with the guys
16:30 Drink beer with the guys
18:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer
18:40 Oral sex
18:50 Huge dinner, more beer
23:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex
23:10 Sleep