Words Women Use...
FINE ~ This is the word we use at the end of any
argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up.
NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you
to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES ~ This is half an hour. It is
equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to
last before you take out the trash,so I feel that it's an even
trade.
NOTHING ~ If you ask her what is wrong and she
says NOTHING, this means something and you should be on your toes.
NOTHING is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of
wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards.
"Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last FIVE MINUTES
and end with the word FINE.
GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows) ~ This is a dare.
One that will result in a woman getting upset over NOTHING and will
end with the word FINE.
GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows) ~ This means "I give
up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a
raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
NOTHING and FINE and she will talk to you in about FIVE MINUTES
when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH ~ This is not actually a word, but is
still often a verbal
statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks
you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you over NOTHING.
SOFT SIGH ~ Again, not a word, but a verbal
statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men
actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move
or breathe and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY ~ This is one of the most dangerous
statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that
she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for
whatever it is that you have done.
"That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine"
and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead." At some
point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are
going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO ~ This is not a statement, it is an
offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever
excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have
done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and
you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
THANKS ~ A woman is thanking you. Do not faint;
just say "you're welcome."
THANKS A LOT ~ This is much different from
"Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really
ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some
callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful
not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only
tell you "Nothing."
