IamAngeline SG Please state ur reasoning too!! Thanks! 1. How many letters are there in the alphabet? a) 26 b) 11 c) 7 2. How many sides does a circle have? a) 2 b) 0 c) 1 3. What is at the end of everything? a) Nothing b) G c) Don't know? 4. If it takes 5 people 1 day to dig up a field, how long does it take 10 people? a) Half a day b) Half an hour c) No time at all 5.You was at a resturant surrounded by houses. At that time, you was a off duty detective. Suddenly, the electricity was cut off. You then realised in one of the houses, Carolyn, the Lady of house 123, was murdered. You then proceeded to question the workers. Jason the male servant: I was watching television when Madam was killed. Sally the housekeeper: I was hanging the laundry. John the cook: I was taking a stroll. Who is the killer? a) Jason b) Sally c) John 6. What is broken when you say it? a) Silence b) Glass c) Breath Enjoy!
[email protected] SG Q4 ans is no time at all. u asked how long does it take 10 men. didn't ask how long does it take 10 men to dig upo a field.
IamAngeline SG More to come! Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q.Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Q.You are driving a bus. Four people get on, three people get off, then eight people get on and ten people get off, then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off. What color were the bus driver's eyes? Q.Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not? Q.There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible? Q.How far can you walk into the woods?
IamAngeline SG Ans: 1. How many letters are there in the alphabet? a) 26 b) 11 c) 7 Ans: B. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T Understand? 2. How many sides does a circle have? a) 2 b) 0 c) 1 Ans: A. Inside and Outside 3. What is at the end of everything? a) Nothing b) G c) Don't know? Ans: B. EverythinG 4. If it takes 5 people 1 day to dig up a field, how long does it take 10 people? a) Half a day b) Half an hour c) No time at all Ans: C.No time at all. The field was already dug up by the 5 people. So they do not need to dig! 5.You was at a resturant surrounded by houses. At that time, you was a off duty detective. Suddenly, the electricity was cut off. You then realised in one of the houses, Carolyn, the Lady of house 123, was murdered. You then proceeded to question the workers. Jason the male servant: I was watching television when Madam was killed. Sally the housekeeper: I was hanging the laundry. John the cook: I was taking a stroll. Who is the killer? a) Jason b) Sally c) John Ans: A. Jason. The electricity was cut off, remember? Jason couldn't have been watching the TV. 6. What is broken when you say it? a) Silence b) Glass c) Breath Ans: A. Silence.When you say silence, you break the slience.
[email protected] SG More to come! Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb? no idea Q.Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? u can see thru him? Q.You are driving a bus. Four people get on, three people get off, then eight people get on and ten people get off, then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off. What color were the bus driver's eyes? whatever my eye colour is Q.Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not? eskimos n penguins stay on opposite poles. Q.There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible? they were a couple. the rest were all single. Q.How far can you walk into the woods? no idea [/quote]
IamAngeline SG Anyone Got it Yet?! okie here's the ans Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Sillyme shld know it LOL Ans: It's a hardware problem, not software Q.Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Bingo for silly and heng-> You can see thru them Q.You are driving a bus. Four people get on, three people get off, then eight people get on and ten people get off, then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off. What color were the bus driver's eyes? Ans: Whatever your eye color r, cos you are driving the bus Q.Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not? Ans:Yappie... Gotcha->Eskimos live on the north pole while the penguins in the south Q.There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible? Ans: Congrats! They are married! Q.How far can you walk into the woods? Ans: Half way, cos after that you are walking out the woods
IamAngeline SG Think carefully 1. Why do you always find something in the last place you look? 2.What question can you never answer "yes" to? 3.What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? 4.What is brought to the table and cut, but never eaten? 5.What is easy to get into but hard to get out of? 6.What is pronounced like one letter, written with three letters, and belongs to all animals?
doghouse837 SG [6.What is pronounced like one letter, written with three letters, and belongs to all animals? Ans:bee
sillyme SG 1. Why do you always find something in the last place you look? - because you found it, you don't have to look elsewhere 2.What question can you never answer "yes" to? - can you say no? 3.What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? - clone? 4.What is brought to the table and cut, but never eaten? 5.What is easy to get into but hard to get out of? - problems 6.What is pronounced like one letter, written with three letters, and belongs to all animals? - eye
IamAngeline SG Announce Ans! Haha so sorry forget to post :X 1. Why do you always find something in the last place you look? - Ans:Because when U found it U stop looking at it. 2.What question can you never answer "yes" to? Ans :Are you asleep? Are you dead? 3.What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? - Ans:Many many words upon ur creativity! 4.What is brought to the table and cut, but never eaten? Ans: A deck of Cards! 5.What is easy to get into but hard to get out of? Ans: Trouble 6.What is pronounced like one letter, written with three letters, and belongs to all animals? Ans:Eye
IamAngeline SG Giveme more more!!! 1.What has no beginning or end and nothing in the middle? 2.What doesn't exist but has a name? 3.The more there is of it, the less you see it. What is it? 4.Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? 5.What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness? 6.Some ducks were walking down a path. There was a duck in front of two ducks, a duck behind two ducks, and a duck between two ducks. How many ducks were there in all? 7.On the way to a water hole a zebra met 6 giraffes. Each giraffe had 3 monkeys hanging from its neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on its tail. How many animals were going to the water hole?