You dare to take the gifts?!!
Subject: Coffin from United States
A family in Singapore was puzzled when the coffin of their dead
mother arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the
daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin,
with no space left in it! . When they opened the lid, they found a
letter on top which read as follows:
Dear brothers and sisters,
I am sending our mother's body to you since it was her wish that
she should be cremated in Singapore. Sorry, I could not come along
as all of my paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside the
coffin, under Mama body, 12 packets of Kor-Lay-Sim, 10 packets of
American chocolates and packets of Lap Cheong (sausages). Please
divide these among all of you. On Mama feet you will find a new
pair of Nike shoes (size 10) for Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of
Reeboks for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons.
Hope the sizes are correct. Mama is wearing 6 Polo T-Shirts. The
large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just
distribute them among yourselves.
The 2 new Levis that Mama is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss
watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Mama's left wrist. Kiasu Aunty
Pei Pei, Mama is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you
asked for. Also, the box of Estee Lauder cosmetic under Mama's head
is for you. Please take them.The 6 white cotton socks that Mama is
wearing must be divided among my teenager nephews. Please
distribute all these uniformly and if anything more required let me
know, since our Daddy is also not keeping well nowadays I can send
all required things when our AhPa............
