Level of Sex
The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the Honeymoon, you keep
doing it until you're blue in the face.
The second is the Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of
the
marriage, where you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the
kitchen.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You;ve calmed down a bit,
perhaps
because you have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is the Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each
other in the hallway and say, "F**k You ! "
There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you
get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in
the
courtroom.
