The Guy's Version
Dear (IT) Technical Support:
I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend
7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected
child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In
addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization where it monitors all other
system activity. Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf
5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected.
Attempting to operate Saturday Rugby 6.3 always fails but Saturday
Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background whilst attempting to run any of my favourite
applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but
uninstall doesn't work on this program.
Can you please help?
Joe
Answer From Technical
Dear Joe,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
thinking that Wife1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program. Wife 1.0 is a PERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to
run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to
do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the
program files from the system once installed. Some people have
tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with
even more problems. (See in manual under alimony/Child Support and
Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you
keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can.
When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused
them, you must run the C:\I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting
to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\I APOLOGISE a
number of times but hopefully eventually the operating system will
return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program
can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying
additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not
under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt version) as
this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system
will almost certainly crash.
Regards,
Technical support
