Haha in that case how about a micro mini skirt? Nothing flapping
around your legs then.
Doesn't have to be wrap around, just a well placed slit will
do.
I think Mphosis is a good place to start for basic skirts. Simple,
black, hard to go wrong.
For more casual, slim fitted skirts, Project Shop. Paired with a
glitzy top & chunky accesories, can look bohemian-chic.