Ever though that you're good at BSing??

Lingos SG

Today's conversation with Hudson consultant..
Why do I want to be in a call centre environment

hahhaha..

I said: Because I am aware of the culture and environment that I would be working under if i was with Optus. My friend has recommended me to Optus knowing that I would be excellent in that environment. And I have been working for SIngtel which is the parent company of Optus and i am aware of the benefits of working for Singtel. Plus I need KPIs and recognition that I am doing a good job. I believe a call centre environment can validate my success and I know that I am doing a good job when i secure a customer.

HHAHAHHAAHHA.. god.. I wanna laugh.

ditzy SG

I think i excel in BSing. People seem to take me more seriously when I'm doing so. I wonder why they don't even notice! Confused

wuming78 SG

only noe how to talk cock

coolger03 SG

wow! u r good... Laughing

Lingos SG

Just tell them rubbish lah..
I don't know how i came up with that even!!
Next thing i knew.. i was talking about selling tickets at the zoo.. and how people keep trying to come in with expired student cards for concession price.
Solving problems for angro Singnet customers. haha..

blah blah..

Ditz.. maybe we should join BS artist club.

KittynMeow SG

BSing?? Thought that's part of my job... kakakaka

oops... better not let me boss see this post... Razz

Lingos SG

Do you only ever talk cock..
And no talk.. another anatomy part?

Lingos SG

HAHAHHAHRRR

Yes, that report will be done by Friday.
In fact: No, i have no intention completing it cos i know you will not be in the office at all this week.

ditzy SG

I dunno why people would rather listen to rubbish than the truth.

I guess the saying goes: 'Ignorance is bliss.' Very Happy

KittynMeow SG

yup... something like that.....

or things like "Our company is streamlining our operations to provide quicker and more efficient service to the customer..' when it actually means "we are cutting costs and offering a smaller range of services to the customer... less choice, less time spent in decision making... "

eutjin SG

if that's your job, and he/she is your boss, then he/she is the bigger BS-er! Laughing

Lingos SG

Yeah.. that is so true!!

KittynMeow SG

kakakakaka.... ooops... Razz

BufPuf SG

i used to have this classmate
who can really BS his way thru presentation

if u really pay attention to wad he had to say..actually he only got 1 point..den from this point..he go round and round and round...

the Bear SG

sometimes i wish i could be a world class BS-er...

could do with such skills now that i'm having to write a report Razz

talking about that, did you hear the explosion today?

when the 1st Anniversary speech of my org's no.1 was read out, the BS machine went way off the gauge and exploded Laughing

Lingos SG

HHEHE.. Bear, it's such a talent that you can acquire very easily.
I used to be darn good at presentations.
Whenever someone asked a question.. blah blah blah ra ra ra.. i used to answer back really well ahha.

And.. at interviews. Waaahh who would have thought that I could spit out stuff like that?!