everytime i am alone, i will go out and buy 28 paper clips. then
i will come back and make sure i am really alone. When i am sure i
am really alone, i will eat my 28 paper clips. it is the most fun i
had since i ate paper. if by the time i am 30 there is still no
such thing as an edible paper clip, i shall dedicate my life and
money into the research and developement of it.
