u want $$$??

ratinacage SG

circulating in cyber....

Dear
I hope that this mail will not be an embarrassment to you;
my name is Mrs. Louisa Estrada. the wife of the embattled ex-presidentof the
Philippines who is under house arrest at the moment.
Just recently I went to see my husband in his detention
place he confidently told me that he has some amount of
money deposited in a security/finance house in outside Philippines and after he
told me where to see the certificate of deposit which I saw intact.
A total of $21M was deposited Now since we (His Family
members) are closely monitored bythe incumbent government.
We wish to employ your services to act as our proxy to
claim this sum from the bank and invest the money in your country till we are
ready to come over to take over the investment from you. All you will do is to
contact the bank where the money is and open another account online, then we
will write an order for the security/finance house to transfer the money into
the account that you will open and once this is achieved my husbands name will
be completely erased from the transaction and it make the whole thing risk free.
Upon request I will scan and send to you the certificate ofdeposit for your
perusal before the transaction commences.
Considering the effort you will put in the transaction
starting from the opening of the account to the investment of the money we are
willing to concede 25% of the money to you as compensation, while we will write
an asset management agreement between us for you to invest theremaining75% on
our behalf.
We will want to know you well and therefore you are
expected to send to us your CV as well as any other means of proper
Identification. Even though the transaction will be based on mutual trust.
Please if this proposal interests you , get back to me
through my Son MR Jude Estrada:via email,
[email protected],
Please keep this matter as a top secret till the end of the transaction.
Regards
Mrs. Louisa Estrada

any of u fools want some?? Twisted Evil

PaJeRoMiNi Ver 1.0 SG

Wahahahaha~ Laughing

What a scam sia... Twisted Evil

torx SG

want $$$ thn go cemetry sell salt..hmm.. any1 try b4??

the Bear SG

hmmm.. looks like the Filipinos took a page out of the Nigerians' scam book Laughing

ernestantan SG

i've heard of a friend's relative losing heaps in the Nigerian scam...

Neutral

laurence82 SG

Hey I receive letters like this too.
But it was a Kenyan opposition.

laurence82 SG

FROM: FRANK SMITH

TEL:+ 27 83 511 9111
FAX:+ 27 73 318 3229

E-MAIL:[email protected]

I know you will be surprised to read from me, but please consider this letter as a request from a family in dare need to assistance. Firstly l must introduce myself, my name is MR FRANK SMITH from ANGOLA, in the southern region of AFRICA. I am 30 years old, I am the eldest son of the UNITA REBEL LEADER MR JONAS MALHEIRO SMITH who was ambushed and killed on 22nd February 2002 by GOVERNMENT TROOPS OF MPLA. I am presently residing in SOUTH AFRICA with my widowed mother MRS ELIZABETH SMITH, my WIFE and my 4year old son.

I got your address from the CAPE TOWN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY here in SOUTH AFRICA. On behalf of my widowed mother MRS ELIZABETH SMITH, I decided to solicit for your assistance to transfer the sum of US$25.000.000.00 (TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) which l inherited from my late father into your PERSONAL/COMPANY ACCOUNT.

In his WILL he specifically drew my attention to the US$25.000.000.00, which he deposited with a SECURITY/FINANCE COMPANY here in SOUTH AFRICA fully documented on my name. In fact my FATHER said and l quote (my beloved son, l wish to draw your attention to the US$25.000.000.00 which is deposited with the PRIVATE SECURITY /FINANCE COMPANY IN SOUTH AFRICA. I am very much dedicated and committed to win this war against the ruling Government troops of MPLA, incase of my absence on earth, as a result of death, only you should solicit for assistance for investment purpose).

From the above you will understand that the lives and future of my family depends entirely on this money, as such l will be grateful if you can assist us. We are now living in SOUTH AFRICA as ASYLUM SEEKERS and the FINANCIAL LAW of SOUTH AFRICA does not permit ASYLUM SEEKERS certain FINANCIAL RIGHTS. In view of this, you can see that I cannot be able to invest this money in SOUTH AFRICA.

For your effort I am prepared to offer 25% of this total sum, while 5% will be set aside for local and international expenses. Then 70% will be for my family and me for our investment purposes.

Finally, modalities on how the transfer will be made will be conveyed to you once we have established trust and confidence between ourselves. Please treat this matter as very urgent, contact me on line or email as above.

Best regards,

MR FRANK SMITH

Oops this guy Angolan, not Kenyan as mentioned earlier.

ratinacage SG

MR NASA REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.

WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE MARTIAN RULING COUNCIL CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE ARGYRE BASIN. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.

THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE IN MARS, WHERE WE SENT INVADERS TO EARTH DEFEATED BY SOME VIRUS, THE MILITARY OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE MARS FIRST NATIONAL BANK READY FOR PAYMENT.

HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL MARTIANS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND EXTRA PLANATERY EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.

PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION BY MARS-TEL; 1-800-IDIOT, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME.

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE MARS COM NUMBER. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

$%ab%^!2

NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (MR/SCAM/09/99) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES

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laurence82 SG

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