A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?"
His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the
family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so
she is government. The government is the provider for the people so
you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the
nanny is the working class. Now think about that."
So he went to bed. He was woken by his brother. The baby had pooped
in his daiper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his
mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her, so he went to
the nanny. The door was locked. He checked through a hole and saw
the dad in bed with the nanny. He went back to bed. The next
morning, he went to his dad and said, "Dad i know what you mean
now."
"You do? Tell me."
"OK, while capatilism is screwing the working class, the government
is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being
pooped on!!!"
